Mr. Bean

(Kanako)

・The alarm clock rings and he puts it in the glass of water. Automatic tea maker starts and hot steam goes to his feet, but he stops it with his big toe and goes back to sleep. He gets up at 8:53 am from his bed but he is still sleeping and he walks around the room, he bumps against a wall and he awakes at last. He sits on the bed and he puts on his slippers. He draws the curtains apart and takes some exercises. He shaves but the shaver catches his nose hairs so he uses a pair of scissors to cut his nose hair free. He opens the closet and takes out his clothes. He hangs up the clock from the water and he noticed that he has an appointment to go to the dentist at 9:00. He gets everything he needs and runs out of the door, but he forgets something. He tiptoes back and puts a quilt over his teddy bare. Mr. Bean goes out of the house and runs toward his car. He throws his clothes in the car. Before he gets in the car, he takes a brick. He leaves, hitting a trash can. He changes his clothes while he drives and puts the brick on the accelerator. Then, he move to back seat and tries to put on his trousers. He drives with his feet. He then puts on his jacket and socks. He beeps the horn. He moves back to the driving seat and puts on a tie. He drives round and round. He drives with his teeth and takes a toothbrush. He puts toothpast on it and cleans his teeth. Then, he rinses with the wiper’s water. He spits the water out on a man’s lower back. The man looks up and thinks it is bird droppings. Mr. Bean arrives at the dental clinic. He pushes a car already parked there in order to park. He gets out and meets a policewoman. She thinks he is a strange man. He smiles at her but he notices his pajamas are sticking out of his trousers. He takes them and throws it in his car and zips up his zipper.

He entered the dentist office and sat in the chair. The chair was going down when he pushed the button but it didn’t stop. Mr Bean finally got it back to its original position when the dentist returned and pretended nothing happened. The dentist turned on the light and began to treat his decayed tooth. Mr Bean played with the dentist’s suction tube. He touched his cheek and tongue and cleaned his jacket. He also sucked up the dentist’s tea. When the doctor came, he wondered what happened to his tea. Next, he played with the anesthesia injection. He anesthetized the doctor’s leg by mistake. The doctor soon fell down and was knocked out because of anesthesia. Mr Bean treated his decayed tooth by himself. He did the xray up and down. He reversed the xray over and over again. Just then the doctor woke up and he got angry.

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